Oh, the internets! You have provided me with glorious individuals who are setting aside their own sanity to recap the books I loved as a child. How shall I repay you?
I suppose the answer is by tackling the mothership of death and disease, the woman who inspired countless cancer scares in young girls, the writer who loves nothing more than a good bible verse except a well-timed death.
That's right, internets. I'm recapping Lurlene McDaniel's books so that you don't have to.