But, also, you are afraid I'm telling the truth.
The good news is that Lurlene's videos have an average length of about forty seconds, so it didn't take me long to fly right through them. But in case even forty seconds is too long for you to handle, I'm going to take the liberty of blogging these as well.
Let's start with the first video! This one's called "My Son, My Inspiration":
Dude, it's always weird finally seeing an author talk, isn't it? Just like seeing a picture of your favorite radio personalities. Y/N?
Anyways, hello, Lurlene! If I met you I would totally think you were a normal woman, not all weird and disease/death-obsessed at all!
That said, oh MAN. First of all, how the hell much time was she going to devote to Sean's soccer-playing? I mean, sure, go Sean! You totes managed that diabetes! I love that she felt the need to specify indoor AND outdoor soccer. IT MADE MY NIGHT. I expected her to get off on some sort of soccer-playing tangent, but she whipped that under control pretty quickly.
So the thing is, I know Lurlene SAYS she'd give anything, INCLUDING HER CAREER, if only Sean didn't have diabetes? But her tone and facial expressions, to me at least, say otherwise. It's kind of creepy, yeah?
My favorite line: "He's a business man, but he coaches youth soccer, and I'm very proud of him for that." Yeah, because there is nothing good that can come from business!!