Last night I actually had a dream I was in a bookstore and there was an impromptu Lurlene autograph session/new book release. The book was in this fancy display box and cost me way too much of my [hypothetical dream] money. Also it was for adults or something? All the other people in line were like old business dudes. If that's ever Lurlene's core audience I will look around for flying pigs. Also Lurlene wasn't friendly, so I guess she had an inkling I was the one behind this blog?
Man, you guys, I was happy to wake up, because it sort of made me sad she wasn't nice to me in a kooky aunt sort of way. I hope none of the rest of you have had the Lurleneverse invade your unconscious.